December 2011
19 posts
Baby Fever
As i sit for hours, with my computer on my lap, perusing through pictures of my friends’ babies on Facebook, I can’t help but think of my future three toed-mutant children who are incubating in my radiating laptop ovaries like little hamburgers sitting under a heat lamp at McDonald’s. Warms my heart.
Thank you laptop ovaries for future baby Zoe and Charlie
Hard Hitting News
WHICH IS IT????????? I CAN NOT REST UNTIL I FIGURE THIS OUT. I am starting to think i can no longer trust gossip rags as a credible news source.
Front line journalism: Direct from the trenches
Motel Murderville
Tonight, I was in Jersey (I know, I know) and drove past a little quaint “B&B” (as i like to think of it) on the side of the upscale New Jersey Turnpike called The Courtesy Inn Motel.
(I attached a picture for your mental image pleasure)
I honestly feel that the only thing courteous about this place is that after you have been bludgeoned to death, the maid comes in and leaves a...
Holiday Stylin'
I feel like the inspiration for this mannequin was based on a Law & Order: Ripped from the Headlines episode, where the killer decapitates a child’s body and props it up in a normal position, places the teddy bear in the hand and dresses it in SUCH a cute little trendy outfit with matching scarf and finger-less gloves just in time for the holidays, you know?
And guys, if you REALLY...
Konstant Kardashians in the (k)news
Kourtney Kardashian announced she was pregnant with her second child yesterday and E! news reported on the story.
Ryan Seacrest broke the news saying “How did this Kardashian find out she was pregnant? She took a pregnancy test!”
Wow. You mean, she didn’t wait until she sat on the toilet after eating Chipotle in 9 months, only to find a baby tumbled out and was dangling in the...
All I want for Xmas is a CVS shopping spree.
I had to run into CVS today to get a few of the basics and was pleasantly surprised to find that my local CVS had turned into a mecca for all things infomercial. I never did make it out with my bottle of face wash, because I got too distracted along the way by these new items just added to my Christmas wish-list. And i have been a VERY good girl this year.
CVS Christmas gift wish #1
A Time Space...
