with cheese, please

We get it Abortion buzzzz kill bumper sticker, but not everyone feels the same way as you.

Yeah, “abortions kill babies, wound mothers and harden hearts” as you so beautifully wrote it, but babies also ruin parties, deplete your savings and shit in their pants. The next time you want to prove your point, play devils advocate for a second and envision a bumper sticker on the back of your 94 gold Saturn that says:

“Abortions let you stay out late and underage drink with no responsibility, let you keep your tight teenage figure for a few extra years and let you watch the Real Housewives in peace.” It doesn’t seem so bad now, does it.