with cheese, please

Awww that is so cute. Little Michael took the time out to threaten his parents’ lives on Valentine’s Day. He did manage to say how much he loved them though and wishes them a happy day. And the cutest part is when you turn the card over, it say’s “You’re only lucky to be alive because i haven’t figured out the perfect way to murder you yet. Pillow smothering? Maybe. Stabbing? Could happen. Ax Chopping? We’ll see. If I don’t see some of those tiny candy hearts with little sayings on them in my room with a card with some cash in it from you guys by 5pm, you’re DONE. GOT THAT, YOU TWO OLD BAGS?? Once again, I love you vewwwy vewwwy much. Love, your son, Michael”  Ahhh, a homemade card really is one of the sweetest ways to show your love and affection.